Stuff I like (all)
☐ Republican Party
☐ Democratic Party
☑ PIZZA PRTY
☐ Right Wing ☐ Left Wing ☑ CHICKEN WING
I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was...
yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first!...